Ronald
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The Pinnacle of Human Perfection
"Damon, I do a backflip every single day of my life," -Ron
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Persephone Public Schools |
History
In 2506, little Ronnie Knight was born on Persephone to an alcoholic, chain-smoking mother who was the manager at a local mule repair shop and a father who was serving jail time for dealing hardcore drugs. Left to his own devices, Ronnie's early years were spent soaking up cigarette smoke and robbing houses with his cousin Country Ron everytime he would come over from out-of-town.
It was during his time at elementary school that Ronnie met his best friend Damon Kelly. They would often get into trouble or play with Ron's dog Poppins who was effectively invincible, according to the two them, as he had once survived being trapped in an exploding car.
During his teen years, Ronald carved a niche for himself after he ratted out the high school's drug dealer so that he himself could start dealing drugs. Despite thinking he was cool, he later came to find out that the popular kids called him 'Ronnie the Rat' behind his back and only kept him around because he was the only dealer left who hadn't gone to juvie.
For the majority of his later years, Ronnie has spent his time following along with whatever Damon wants to do (including but not limited to; insurance fraud, developing a fairly substantial addiction to sniffing glue and gasoline, stalking women, representing avian legal rights, etc.), despite fancying himself as the leader of their gang. That's not to say he hasn't begun ca few of his own ventures. For instance, he's begun filming a series of videos entitled 'Operation Cool Guy' where he likes to strap explosives to things and jump over them as they explode or fall off of high ledges; a blatant attempt to show off how much of a badass he is. Continuing the tradition of following Damon's lead, he's now gotten a job at the bar where his best friend works as a janitor.
Description
This caucasian man stands at a solid five feet, ten inches. His build is thin, but solid, as his upper body is covered in muscle. Despite having an above-average physique, it's quite apparent after a little bit of study that he's far more concerned about his glamour muscles than actual physical power. His dark brown hair is normally worn slicked back and a fair amount of black stubble lines his jaw.
His wardrobe is the epitome of lower-class simplicity. He's wearing a grey t-shirt with the word 'RIOT' emblazoned across the chest in large, square lettering and the sleeves of the shirt are overtly tight, showing off his guns. On his legs are a pair of navy blue work pants, which fall over his black combat boots.
Recent Events
Nothing so far.
Personality
Personality info goes here.
Trivia
- Nickname in high school was 'Ronnie the Rat'.
- Star of the little-known homemade Cortex show 'Operation Cool Guy' that features him often suffering grievous injuries in the pursuit of being a total badass.
- Owns a really sick duster.
- Listens to all sorts of music, except for that 80's glam-rock femme shit.
The People
- Damon ~ Best bro. Definitely not a jabroni.
RP Hooks
- Want a drink? Stop by the Dregs and Ronnie will hit you up. After executing an ocular pat-down, of course.
- Want to be a part of something super rad and kickass? Ronald is looking for funding for his 'Operation Cool Guy' videos.
- Need a petty criminal for stuff? Ron will do a lot of stuff for not a lot of money.